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OMG ! Look : Husband puts his wife up for sale on eBay

TO HAVE AND TO SOLD Prankster puts his partner up for sale on eBay boasting her ‘good bodywork and kitchen skills’ after she was unsympathetic when he felt unwell, His wife said she will be taking revenge on him, via his wallet.


A MOANING husband who received little sympathy from his wife when he felt unwell decided to put her up for sale on eBay and was staggered to receive £65,880 of bids in two days.




Joker Simon O’Kane posted a picture of his wife Leandra alongside a tongue-in-cheek ad on why he had decided to sell her.

In this he lists the pros and cons of the “purchase”.
The dad-of-two says that Leandra now “wants to kill him”.
Within two days the bids hit £65,880.
Simon, 33, highlighted her “decent bodywork and skills in the kitchen” as reasons to bid.
He said: “I came in after work feeling a bit tired and unwell – my was wife dong the usual concerned bit but said I was burning the candle at both ends and was basically just whining at me.
“I thought ‘right I’m going to put you up for sale’.”
The post reads: “For sale one wife.
“Not new has been used but still got some good miles left in her.

“Reason for selling… I’ve had my fill and feel like there HAS to be someone for deserving than me (oh dear God please let there be).
“Good points: Body work and paint work still in decent shape and has some skills in the kitchen.
“Bad points: Often makes this noise that cannot be silenced unless you order brand new shiny parts of metal.
“Sometimes them skills in the kitchen result in you ending up in hospital.
“All in all not a bad model for the year, I’m sure some lucky guy will get lots of use.
“Offers welcome, may consider a part exchange for a younger model.
“*T&Cs: Once bought you cannot return… EVER!”
When beauty therapist Leandra found out she said: “I was absolutely fuming – I wanted to kill him.
“Everyone at work saw it and were laughing their heads off. Not only did he put me up for sale but he used such a bad photo.



Leandra does manage to get her own back on him, when he is training at the gym he owns in Wakefield, Yorkshire, she makes fun of him.
Simon said: “When she comes down to the gym she takes the mickey and tries to make out I’ve done something embarrassing.
“They all go along with it and take her side – but it’s only a bit of fun.”
Leandra said: “He’s like a little child with his pranks, so it’s good to get down to the gym and get my own back.
“All his huge cage fighting mates are petrified of little 5ft5 me – they all cower to me, it’s really funny.”
Now Simon has to pay for his prankster ways, as Leandra says she’ll be taking revenge – on his wallet.
Leandra said: “The punishment for this particular prank will be his bank card.
“I was going to have a new Mulberry bag for Christmas but I’m not waiting until then, I’m going to have it for my birthday in November.”
Simon said: “I’m really lucky that she’s such a legend and takes all my pranks on the chin.


“I was disappointed the listing was taken down, mainly because I wanted to see how high it would go but it was a for laugh so I wasn’t actually gutted.
“It wasn’t like I’d actually let someone have her – she’s too good.
“I’d like to say I’d have spent the cash on my dream garage and a bunch of lads’ holidays out on the bikes, but the reality is I’d have probably spent it on getting her back.
“I think they’d have been a lot of grovelling and a lot of handbags being bought.
“Either that or I’d be spending the money on security from my wife.”

OMG ! Look : Husband puts his wife up for sale on eBay OMG ! Look : Husband puts his wife up for sale on eBay Reviewed by Unknown on Sunday, September 18, 2016 Rating: 5

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